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Kunci Kereta / Car keys

Oleh kerana terlalu gembira, Ah Beng tertinggal kunci kereta dalam keretanya. Menyedari kesilapannya Ah Beng berkata, "Apa kata kita gunakan penyangkut baju untuk buka pintu kereta?" "Tak boleh," jawab Ah Seng. "Nanti orang fikir kita terlalu bodoh... sampai gunakan penyangkut baju." Kemudian Ah Beng pula berkata, "Ah.. aku dapat idea, apa kata kalau kita gunakan pisau, kita potong getah pintu kereta ini kemudian kita masukkan jari untuk tarik kunci tingkap." "Tak boleh, nanti orang fikir kita hendak curi kereta." "Kan Cheong!" jerit Ah Beng. "Kita mesti fikir cepat, hujan dah nak turun... sunroof terbuka!!!" -------- Due to being too happy, Ah Beng left the car lock in his car. Recognizing his mistake Ah Beng said, "Why do we use clothes hangers to open the car door?" "No," replied Ah Seng. "Then people think we're too stupid ... to use clothes hangers." Then Ah ...

Brand Kereta

BMW : Brings Me Women LEXUS : Luxury EXports to United States FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology FORD : For Only Romantic Drivers HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything KIA : Kills In Accidents OPEL : Old People Enjoying Life TOYOTA : The One You Only Trust, Always PROTON : Powerwindow Rosak Oooh Tidaaaakkkk Ohhhh Noooooo! Jangan marah ek.... joke jer