Lawak Oh Lawak

3 org menaiki motor dan ditahan polis trafik. Namun pemandu motor tersebut tidak berhenti. Katanya, 'Tak Muat Dah Tok, Kami dah bertiga !!! ------------------------------------------------------------- 3 people boarded motorcycles and were arrested by traffic police. But the motorcyclist did not stop. He said, ''No Load Tok, We've been three !!!

seorang asli ke balai polis: Polis: ada apa laporan dari encik Org Asli: kawan saya di makan harimau Polis: pukul berapa Org Asli: dia tak pukul, terkam Polis: habis tu Org. Asli: tak habis, tinggal kepala ----------------- a native to the police station: Police: what's wrong with the report A native: my friend is eating tiger Police: what time? A native: he did not hit, was killed Police: then A native: not finnished, live head