TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ---------------------------------------------------------------- GURU: George Washington bukan sahaja memotong pokok ceri ayahnya, tetapi juga mengakuinya. Sekarang, Louie, adakah anda tahu mengapa ayahnya tidak menghukumnya? LOUIS: Kerana George masih mempunyai kapak di tangannya.
Cerita lawak terkumpul dari seluruh dunia :)