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Makanan Suami


Suatu pagi ketika seorang suami hendak berangkat ke tempat kerjanya..

Suami : "Ema.. abang pergi dulu ya"
Isteri : "Abang tak sarapan dulu?"
Suami : "Tidak.. abang nak cepat nie!"
Lalu sisuami mencium bibir isterinya dengan mesra dan berkata "inilah sarapan pagi abang"

Tengaharinya. . si suami pulang kerumah..

Isteri : " Ada apa abang balik kerumah tengahari ni?"
Suami : " Ada sesuatu yang tertinggal"
Isteri : Marilah makan tengahari dulu"
Suami : "Tak pe lah.. abang nak cepat nie"
Lalu dengan mesranya sisuami menghampiri isterinya dan mencium "dadanya" sambil berkata "inilah makan tengahari abang!"

Petangnya.. ketika si suami pulang dari kerja dia terkejut melihat sikap isterinya yang duduk tanpa pakaian diatas periuk nasi yang panas membara.. lalu betanya..

Suami : "Awak sedang buat apa tu?"
Isteri : "Panaskan makan malam bang!"

kwang...kwang. ..kwang

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