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Pilih Bini / To choose a wife

haaa.. ni dia tips paling cun utk pilih bini..

Nak Pandai = Cari isteri cikgu
Nak sihat = Cari isteri doktor
Nak kaya = Cari isteri anak tan sri
Nak glamour = Cari isteri artis
Nak gaduh = Cari isteri samseng
Nak sembang = Cari isteri penceramah
Nak alim = Cari isteri ustazah
Nak gemuk = Cari isteri chef
Nak selamat = Cari isteri polis
Nak stylo = Cari isteri kaki shopping
NAK MAMPUS = Cari isteri muda yg 1 ofis dgn isteri tua…

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haaa.. this is the best tips to choose a wife

To be clever = Find a teacher wife
To be healthy = Find a doctor wife
To be rich = Search for the tan sri's daughter
To be glamor = Find an artist wife
To be rowdy = Look up the hooligan wife
To be chat = Find the wife of the speaker
To be alim = Find a ustazah wife
To be fat = Find a chef wife
To be safe = Find a police wife
To be stylo = Search for shopaholic wife
To be DIE = Find a young wife who is an office with an old wife...
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