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Pak Pandir Pakai Kondom / Mr. Pandir Use Condoms

Pada suatu hari Pak Pandir mengadu pada doktor:
“Doktor, dulu doktor kata kalau pakai itu kondom, Mak Andeh saya tak boleh beranak, tapi selepas saya pakai, dia beranak juga, sudah berduyun-duyun anak saya.”

Tanya doktor:
“Pakcik pakai kondom itu betulkah caranya?”

Jawab Pak Pandir:
“Saya pakai betul pada tempatnya, cumanya saya ini orang Islam, bila saya tengok kondom itu tidak bersunat,saya pun sunatkanlah (khatankan)…”

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One day Mr. Pandir complained to the doctor:
"Doctor, the doctor used to say if it was a condom, Mak Andeh I can not give birth, but after I used it, she gave birth, too many children."

Ask doctor:
"Are you using the condom right?"

Answer Mr. Pandas:
"I'm right in the place, I'm a Muslim, when I see the condom is uncircumcised, I am circumcised (circumcised) ..."

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