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Pak Pandir Jalan-jalan / Mr. Pandir for a walk

Suatu hari Pak Pandir sedang berjalan-jalan didalam hutan mencari kayu.
Tiba-tiba beliau terjumpa seketul tahi, lalu Pak Pandir menyentuh tahi tersebut...."erm,lembek mcm tahi!.." kemudian..merasa tahi tersebut,"erm..rasa pun macam tahi!!"..
lantas menghidu tahi tersebut..."bau pun macam tahi.... memang sah la ni tahi...."
Kemudian dengan muka yang sangat gembira... Pak Pandir berkata..."nasib baik aku tak terpijak tahi ni....!!!!!

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One day Mr. Pandir was walking in the woods looking for wood.
Suddenly he found a piece of shit, then Mr. Pandir touched the shit .... "erm, soft mcm shit! .." then .. the shit, "erm .. taste like shit !!" ..
then sniffing the shit ... "the smell is like shit .... it's a law la ni tahi ...."
Then with a very happy face ... Mr. Pandir said ... "good luck I did not miss this shit .... !!!!!
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