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Seorang Tok Batin baru membeli motorsikal Honda dan kebetulan pada jalan pulang terserempak dengan kawannya yang ingin menumpang, lalu ditumpangkan kawannya itu. Dalam perjalanan kawanya merasakan Tok Batin itu hanya mengunakan gear 1 sahaja lalu bertanyalah kawanya itu,

Kawan Tok Batin: Kenapak kamu hanya pakai gear 1 sahaja.
Tok Batin: Kalau rosak 1 gear ada 2 lagi gear.
Kawan Tok Batin:????????

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A Tok Batin just bought a Honda motorcycle and coincidentally on the way home came with his friend who wanted to ride, then pinned his friend. In the course of his staff feel that Tok Batin only use gear 1 and then ask his friend,

Friend Tok Batin: Why do you only use gear 1?
Tok Batin: If one gear is damaged, there are 2 more gear.
Friends Tok Batin: ????????

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