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Cermin Mata / Spectacles

Seorang lelaki pergi ke klinik mata. Setelah matanya diperiksa, dia bertanya: ” Doktor, selepas pakai cermin mata nanti, boleh ke saya membaca macam orang lain?” “Dah tentu”, jawab doktor. “Oh, gembiranya. Dah lama saya buta huruf, akhirnya boleh juga saya membaca,” kata lelaki itu dengan riang.

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A man goes to the eye clinic. After his eyes were examined, he asked: "Doctor, after wearing glasses, can I read like someone else?" "Of course," said the doctor. "Oh, happy. I was a long time illiterate, and finally I could read, "said the man cheerfully.

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