Kalau perempuan tanya@kata.. / If women ask@say ..

1. Kalau perempuan tanya : Lawa ke budak pompuan tu? Makna tersembunyi : Siapa yang paling lawa? I ke, budak pompuan tu?
2. Kalau perempuan tanya : You dah makan ke belum? Makna tersembunyi : Jom pi makan. Lapar ni!
3. Kalau perempuan kata : Lawa-lawa la baju kat sini, yek. Makna tersembunyi : Belikanlah untuk I.
4. Kalau perempuan kata : Rasa macam nak pening la. Makna tersembunyi : Tolong picit kepala.
5. Kalau perempuan kata : Letihnya hari ni. Mana nak masak, basuh kain-baju lagi... Makna tersembunyi : Kita makan kat luar jelah. Lepas tu, tolong basuh kain-baju sekali, yek.
6. Kalau perempuan kata : Kita lebih sesuai berkawan saja. Makna tersembunyi : I tak nak kat you. Tak paham-paham ke?
7. Kalau perempuan kata : I suka berkawan dengan you. You baik,memahami bla bla bla... Makna tersembunyi : Hish... I rasa macam minat sesangat kat you la. Rasa macam nak jadi awek you je.
8. Kalau perempuan tanya : You pernah tak teringatkan awek you yang dulu? Makna tersembunyi : Kalau nak gaduh, kalau berani sangat, sebut la nama dia depan aku.
9. Kalau perempuan kata : I sanggup berkorban demi kebahagiaan you. Makna tersembunyi : Amboi! Aku kena berkorban. Habih, hangpa dua ekoq gak yang seronok.
10. Kalau perempuan kata : I tak kisah kalau memang betul you nak kahwin lagi satu. Asalkan you berterus-terang dengan I, bersikap jujur dan berlaku adil. Makna tersembunyi : Sapa kata aku tak kisah? Adil ke tak adil, aku tak kira! Langkah mayat aku dulu sebelum nak menikah lagi satu. Ini cuma contoh saja.

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1. If the women ask: Is that beautiful woman? Hidden meaning: Who's the most beautiful? me or that girl?
2. If women ask: Have you eaten yet? Hidden meaning: Let's eat. Hungry!
3. If women say: Beautiful clothes here, yeah. Hidden meaning: Purchase it for me.
4. If women say: Feel like dizzy. Hidden meaning: Please pin head.
5. If women say: Tired of this day. To cook, wash clothes again ... Hidden meaning: We eat farther. After that, wash the clothes once.
6. If women say: We are more suitable friends. Hidden meaning: I do not want you. Do not understand?
7. If women say: I love to be friends with you. You're good, understanding bla bla bla ... Hidden meaning: Hish ... I feel like passionate about you. Feel like you're busty.
8. If the women asks: You never remembered your old one? Hidden meaning: If you want to be, if you are brave enough, call her name before me.
9. If women say: I can sacrifice for your happiness. Hidden meaning: Amboi! I have to sacrifice. After all, you're both fun.
10. If women say: I do not mind if you're right to marry one more. As long as you are honest with me, be honest and fair. Hidden meaning: Who said I do not care? Fair to unfair, I do not think! My mortal step before you got married again. This is just an example.