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Hon

 Pada satu petang, si ibu membawa anaknye berusia 4 thn bersiar2. 

Menaiki kete. Dlm perjalanan si ibu membunyikan hon. 

Anak : Naper ibu bunyikan hon & saper org tu? 

Ibu  : Tu sedara kiter, kenalah hormat. 

Dlm perjalanan mereka seterusnya mereka terserempak dgn seekor lembu yg nak melintas lalu si ibu membunyikan hon. 

Anak : Itupun sedara kiter jugak ke??? 


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One afternoon, the mother took her 4 year old son for a walk. 

They rode in a carriage. During the journey, the mother honked the horn. 

Child: Why did you honk and who was that person? 

Mother: They are our relatives, please respect them. 

On their journey, they came across a cow that was wanting to cross, so the mother honked the horn. 

Child: Is that our relative too???

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