Nenek Pening

 Di dalam sebuah bas duduk seorang pemuda dan seorang nenek. Si nenek memicit-micit kepalanya.

“Kenapa nie nek. Pening ya,” tanya pemuda tersebut.

“Ya nak, rasanya kepala pening, perut mual, rasa macam nak muntah,” jawab nenek.

“Oh, ya nak, bolehkah nenek melihat muka kamu sebentar.”

Pemuda itu terkejut tapi kemudian tersenyum,”Boleh nek, tapi kenapa?”

Si nenek menjawab,”Biar muntahnya lebih cepat.”

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In a bus sat a young man and an old woman. The old woman was squeezing her head.

“Why is this, aunt? Are you dizzy,” asked the young man.

“Yes, son, I feel dizzy, my stomach is sick, I feel like throwing up,” answered the old woman.

“Oh, yes, son, can I see your face for a moment?”

The young man was surprised but then smiled, “Yes, aunt, but why?”

The old woman replied, “Let him vomit faster.”