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Kosong / Blank

Cikgu : Lukisan apa yang kau buat nie Abu, kosong je?
Murid :Kuda makan rumput, cikgu!
Cikgu :Rumputnya mana?
Murid :Sudah habis dimakan kuda, cikgu,
Cikgu : Habis tu, kudanya mana?
Murid : Sudah pergi, cikgu! Kalau rumputnya sudah habis, buat apa kuda tu masih di situ?

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Teacher: What do you do with Abu, empty?
Student: Horse eating grass, teacher!
Teacher: Where's the grass?
Student: It's been eaten by horses, teachers,
Teacher: After that, where is the horse?
Student: Already gone, teacher! If the grass has run out, what is the horse still there?
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