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Pak Pandir Dan Tarmos / Mr. Pandir And Tarmos

Pak Pandir pergi ke kedai. Dia ternampak benda berkilat..... Dia pun bertanya kepada penjual...
Pak Pandir : Apa benda yang berkilat tu
Penjual : Oh! Itu tarmos
Pak Pandir : Apa kegunaannya??
Penjual : Ia memanaskan benda yang panas dan menyejukkan benda yang sejuk
Pak Pandir : Baiklah, saya beli satu....

Keesokkan harinya, Pak Pandir pun pergi ke kerja dengan tarmosnya....

Pengurus : Apa benda tu Pak Pandir?
Pak Pandir : Oh ini tarmos saya. Baru saya beli semalam...
Pengurus : Benda tu untuk apa?
Pak Pandir : Ia memanaskan benda yang panas dan menyejukkan benda yang sejuk.
Pengurus : Oh... jadi apa di dalamnya?
Pak Pandir : Saya tuangkan 2 cawan kopi dan 1 cawan air bandung di dalamnya.

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Mr. Pandir went to the shop. He looks shiny things ..... He asks the seller ...
Mr. Pandir: It's a shiny thing
Seller: Oh! That's tarmos
Mr. Pandir: What's the use?
Seller: It warms hot things and cools cool stuff
Mr. Pandas: Well, I bought one ....

The next day, Mr. Pandir went to work with his tarmos ....

Manager: What is Pak Pandir's?
Mr. Pandir: Oh this is my fault. I just bought yesterday ...
Manager: That thing for what?
Mr. Pandir: He warms hot things and cools cool things.
Manager: Oh ... so what's inside?
Mr. Pandir: I pour 2 cups of coffee and 1 cup of water in it.
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