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Rintihan Ayam Dan Lembu.. / Chicken Rattle And Cow ..

Ayam : Manusia ni memang pentingkan diri sendiri!
Lembu : Kenapa kau kata macam tu?
Ayam : Tengoklah. Apa mereka buat kat aku!
Lembu : Hah! Buat apa pulak?
Ayam : Aku ni bertelur hari-hari. Aku cadang naklah dapat anak dua tiga ekor. Orang kata ada juga waris aku bila aku dah tak de nanti.Tapi manusia ni memang tak berhati perut. Hari-hari dia orang makan telor aku,Macamana aku nak dapat anak!
Lembu : Alah! Kau punya masaalah kecil aja!
Ayam : ?? Maksud kau?
Lembu : Aku ni, kalau fikirkan nasib aku lagi malang. Rasa nak bunuh diri pun ada. Bayangkan, hari-hari manusia minum susu aku tapi sorang pun tak pernah panggil aku MAK!
Ayam : ?? (Dalam hati: Tak boleh pakai punya lembu!)

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Chicken: Man is selfish!
Cow: Why are you saying that?
Chicken: Look. What do they do to me!
Cattle: Hah! Why not?
Chicken: I spawn the days. I want to get two kids three. People say there are also my heirs when I'm not de.But people are not heartless. In the days when he eats my eggs, How can I get a child!
Cattle: Alah! You have a little trouble!
Chicken: ?? What do you mean?
Cattle: I'm fine, if I think my fate is bad. Suicide is there too. Imagine the days of man drinking my milk but no one ever called me MAK!
Chicken: ?? (In the heart: Can not have a cow!)
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