Lelaki Ensem vs Lelaki Tak Ensem / Handsome Men vs Men Are Not Handsome

Kalau Lelaki Handsome Pendiam
Perempuan Akan Cakap:: Woow, Cool Giler...
Kalau Lelaki Tak Handsome Pendiam
Perempuan Akan Cakap: Eh Perasan Bagus...

Kalau Lelaki Handsome Berbuat Jahat
Perempuan Akan Kata: Nobody's Perfect
Kalau Lelaki Tak Handsome Berbuat Jahat
Perempuan Akan Cakap: Memang....Muka Pun Macam Pecah Rumah!

Kalau Lelaki Handsome Menolong Perempuan Yg Diganggu
Perempuan Akan Cakap: Wah..Machonya.. Macam Hero Filem!
Kalau Lelaki Tak Handsome Menolong Perempuan Yang Diganggu
Perempuan Akan Kata: Entah2 Kawan Dia...

Kalau Lelaki Handsome Dapat Perempuan Cantik
Perempuan Akan Kata: Sepadan Sangat...
Kalau Lelaki Tak Handsome Dapat Perempuan Cantik
Perempuan Akan Kata: Mesti Kena Bomoh Perempuan Tuh!

Kalau Lelaki Handsome Ditinggal Kekasih
Perempuan Akan Kata: Jangan Sedih, Kan Saya Ada..
Kalau Lelaki Tak Handsome Ditinggal Kekasih
Perempuan Akan Kata:...(Terdiam, Tapi Telunjuknya Meliuk-Liuk Dari Atas Ke Bawah,
Patutlah, Tengok Saja Luarannya)...

Kalau Lelaki Handsome Penyayang Binatang
Perempuan Akan Cakap: Perasaannya Halus...Penuh Kasih Sayang
Kalau Lelaki Tak Handsome Penyayang Binatang
Perempuan Akan Cakap: Sesama Keluarga Memang Harus Menyayangi...

Kalau Lelaki Handsome Bawa BMW
Perempuan Akan Cakap: Matching...Hebat Luar Dalam
Kalau Lelaki Tak Handsome Bawa BMW
Perempuan Akan Cakap: Bang, Bosnya Mana?...

Kalau Lelaki Handsome Tak Mau Bergambar
Perempuan Akan Cakap: Pasti Takut Kalau2 Gambarnya Tersebar
Kalau Lelaki Tak Handsome Tak Mau Bergambar
Perempuan Akan Kata: Tak Sanggup Melihat Hasilnya Ya?...

Kalau Lelaki Handsome Menuang Air Ke Gelas Perempuan
Perempuan Akan Cakap:Ini Barulah Lelaki Gentlemen
Kalau Lelaki Tak Handsome Menuang Air Ke Gelas Perempuan
Perempuan Akan Cakap: Naluri Pembantu, Memang Begitu....

Kalau Lelaki Handsome Bersedih Hati
Perempuan Akan Cakap: Let Me Be Your Shoulder To Cry On
Kalau Lelaki Tak Handsome Bersedih Hati
Perempuan Akan Kata: Kuat Nangis!! Lelaki Ke Bukan Ni?

Moral: Jangan Menilai Orang Dari Segi Luaran Sahaja........

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If the Handsome Men are quiet
Women Will Speak :: Woow, Cool Crazy ...
If Men Are Not Handsome quiet
Women Will Speak: Eh Good Streak ...

If the Handsome Men Are Bad
The Woman Will Say: Nobody's Perfect
If Men Are Not Handsome Bad
Women Will Speak: Indeed .... The Face Is Broken Home!

If Handsome Men Help The Women Can Be Disturbed
Women Will Speak: Wah..Machonya .. Kindle Hero Movies!
If The Handsome Men Help The Disturbed Women
Women Will Say: Either His Friends ...

If Handsome Men Need Beautiful Women
Women Will Say: Worth Very ...
If Not Handsome Men Get Beautiful Women
Women Will Say: Must Came Women!

If Men Handsome Left Beloved
Women Will Say: Do not Be Sad, I Have Someone ..
If Men Are Not Handsome Left Beloved
The Woman Will Say: ... (Spinning, But Her Ear Jumping From Top to Bottom,
Well, just look out for them) ...

If Men Handsome Caring for Animals
Women Will Speak: Her Feeling Smoothly ... Full of Love
If Men Are Not Handsome Pet Caring
Women Will Speak: Family Patients Must Have Loving ...

If Handsome Men Carry BMW
Women Will Speak: Matching ... Great Inside
If Men Are Not Handsome Bring BMW
Women Will Speak: Bang, Where's the Boss? ...

If Handsome Men Do not Want to Picture
Women Will Speak: Surely Fear If The Pictures Are Spread
If Men Are Not Handsome Do not Want To Picture
Women Will Say: Tak Can See The Results Yes? ...

When Men Handsome Gets Water To Women's Glasses
Women Will Speak: These Are Only Men Gentlemen
If Men Are Not Handsome Giving Water To Women's Glasses
Women Will Speak: Auxiliary Instinct, Indeed So ....

If Men Handsome Grieve Heart
Women Will Speak: Let Me Be Your Shoulder To Cry On
If Men Are Not Handsome Grieving Hearts
Woman Will Say: Strongly Crying !! Men To Not Ni?

Moral: Do Not Evaluate Outside People Only ........